Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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