How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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