And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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