Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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