Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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