In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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