idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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