HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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