I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.