We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wanna go halves on a baby?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"