yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good