I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I understand Curling. That high.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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