I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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