"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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