At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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