: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Randomize
