Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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