Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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