I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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