i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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