did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
