Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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