We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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