Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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