just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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