I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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