i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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