when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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