I think I am morally bankrupt
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Randomize