miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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