In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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