Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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