I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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