i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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