just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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