I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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