This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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