Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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