I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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