I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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