we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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