what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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