New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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