let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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