Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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