where am i from again
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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