people are starting to question the shark bite story
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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