Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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