"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize