was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Never joke about your clitoris.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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