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: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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