it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wish you could order shots online.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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