i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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