he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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