so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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