just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
