i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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