You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
More tranny stories later!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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