Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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