i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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