one two three fourrrrnication!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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