I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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