I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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